I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life
My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.
I need to remember this for uniforms.
Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!
*sees a new character that is attractive*
You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.
when i lose a pen i just saw two seconds ago
you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?
Ships with problems. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
Ships that have lots of fights (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
Ships that makeup violently (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
Ships that would go to the ends of the Earth and burn everyone in it for each other even if they’ve been fighting (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧Ships with Realism*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ
Just some of the rape apologetic, victim-blaming comments regarding Jaime/Cersei.
George throwing a bitch to the floor
i dont wanna be on a bandwagon but it’ll be fun growing up with this little prince.
Admit it, the first thing we’d all do if we woke up gender swapped is masturbate.
I would pay money and make popcorn just to watch some of the men I’ve known in my life masturbate after being genderswapped. Not for any erotic reasons, just to see if they could even figure out how.
"wait, so which hole- what the hell- how do- *breaks down crying*"
"OW THAT DOESN’T FEEL GOOD!"
"You think?" *Eats popcorn*
games where you get to pick how your character responds to something by choosing one of a few simplified responses but then your character says the complete opposite of what you thought you were going for
IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH
i’m a 14 years old argentinian girl and i run a blog in english
literally everyone in America hates the American education system and has thousands of ideas for how to make it better but nothing ever fucking changes