psyducker:

*marries u but only as a friend*

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thestraggletag:

egobus:

I want a movie about greek gods where hades isn’t the antagonist

By all accounts the antagonist in every Greek Gods movie should be Zeus’s dick. Nothing else causes as much murder and mayhem.

17 hours ago on August 31st | J | 103,588 notes

svartalfhild:

You know, when I was a kid, I remember being really stirred by the fact that Hermione Granger did actually end up having a date to the Yule Ball and that it was Viktor Krum.  There was something really powerful about a hyperlogical, bookish girl, who was believed to be incapable of getting a date on her own, landing a famous guy who respects and cherishes her just by being herself.

18 hours ago on August 31st | J | 23,815 notes

joppapendragon:

Fish: Were you doused in liquid awesomeness or were you just born that way?
Angel: I was born that way. 

18 hours ago on August 31st | J | 91 notes

noablaespanol:

HE JUST GOES ALONG WITH IT

1 day ago on August 31st | J | 248,352 notes

guribot:

when did video games get so realistic

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nightmareofcat:

an-american-anglophile:

thegabbers:

nowaywhorehey:

imagine an entire room and it’s all bed

no floor, just bed

you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there

all is bed

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god is real

I WANT.

tag your damned porn!

1 day ago on August 31st | J | 490,062 notes

ittybittyblue:

dreamwurks:

i will never accept how under appreciated megamind is

it is a movie about a villain who succeeds in killing the hero 

It also has a “nice guy” and the girl is not demonized for not liking him

he even becomes the actual villain

1 day ago on August 31st | J | 13,557 notes

yestermorning:

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Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.

1 day ago on August 31st | J | 219,337 notes

cumgirl1:

"im tired of seeing posts about Ferguson" yeah well im tired of white cops killing black people so

1 day ago on August 31st | J | 11,563 notes
cheesk:

korkysays:

hehthar:

The 90s in one graphic.

WHERE HAS THIS BEEN HIDING.

On every cardboard cup

cheesk:

korkysays:

hehthar:

The 90s in one graphic.

WHERE HAS THIS BEEN HIDING.

On every cardboard cup

1 day ago on August 31st | J | 253,436 notes

floralls:

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wreck-it-mikey:

being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords

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1 day ago on August 31st | J | 296,524 notes