thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

7 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 83,860 notes

mondoreos:

*sees a new character that is attractive*

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7 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 83,178 notes
jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

7 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 100,270 notes

disagreed:

when i lose a pen i just saw two seconds ago 

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7 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 22,606 notes
this didn’t happen in the books
ancient proverb (via welcometothemasturbatory)
9 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 30,301 notes

oulfis:

adriankarl:

you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?

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9 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 309,797 notes

i-n-s-i-d-i-o-s-u-s:

Ships with problems. (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

Ships that have lots of fights (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

Ships that makeup violently (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

Ships that would go to the ends of the Earth and burn everyone in it for each other even if they’ve been fighting (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

*:・゚✧*:・゚✧*:・゚✧*:・゚✧Ships with Realism*:・゚✧*:・゚✧*:・゚✧*:・゚✧*:・゚

9 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 1,129 notes
14 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 2,656 notes

i-am-a-saganist:

Just some of the rape apologetic, victim-blaming comments regarding Jaime/Cersei.

18 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 11 notes
Tagged as: #ugggg #tw rape 

no-other-words:

obsessedwiththeroyals:

George throwing a bitch to the floor

i dont wanna be on a bandwagon but it’ll be fun growing up with this little prince.

18 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 122,985 notes

freckledtrekkie:

daddyslittlemistake:

clockworkturnip:

shickalenia:

the-skinny-hero-guy:

Admit it, the first thing we’d all do if we woke up gender swapped is masturbate.

I would pay money and make popcorn just to watch some of the men I’ve known in my life masturbate after being genderswapped. Not for any erotic reasons, just to see if they could even figure out how.

"wait, so which hole- what the hell- how do- *breaks down crying*"

"OW THAT DOESN’T FEEL GOOD!"

"You think?" *Eats popcorn*

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22 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 197,527 notes

mrsquidgereen:

games where you get to pick how your character responds to something by choosing one of a few simplified responses but then your character says the complete opposite of what you thought you were going for

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23 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 2,897 notes
thumbsup4rockandroll:

thumbsup4rockandroll:

1 day ago on April 22nd | J | 287,186 notes
talenroute:

Picturesque

talenroute:

Picturesque

1 day ago on April 21st | J | 14 notes

mypatronusisyou:

dontbedeaded:

penaltybox:

IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH

i’m a 14 years old argentinian girl and i run a blog in english

literally everyone in America hates the American education system and has thousands of ideas for how to make it better but nothing ever fucking changes 

1 day ago on April 21st | J | 292,028 notes